'Punch'athantiram

This is not a reproduction of that original lyrics wid Ramya Krishnan gyrating her hips. This is about Dravida Sudar Spectrum Raja & his chief... An imaginary duet (no, don't imagine dirty things!) between the duo.

Movie: Thollaipesi

Song: Bhajan bhajan

Singers: Raja, Karunanidhi

Chorus singers: Lady Fruitlanguage, Raoul (a) Rahul, and all Kazhaga udanpirappus

Chorus: umba umba umba...

um mere jaan mere jaan sunday hey sunday (3)

MK: vai raaja vai un kaiezhuthai vai

sei raaja sei nee rajinaama sei

Tenders ellam poi poi idhil paisa mattum mei mei

Chorus: bajan bajan padhavi bajan sei bajan bajan

bajan bajan spectrum bajan sei bajan bajan

Raja: nama nama nama nama nama namannu irukkudhey

1g 2g 3g ... 3g oozhal kolludhey

kodhi kodhi kodhi... kodhiyena kodhikkum ratham kodhikkudhey

kizhi kizhi kizhi..... media ennai kizhikkudhey

aiyayo padhavi maelae aasai ennai thuvaikkudhey

achacho en mugathil vekkam kooda maraiyudhey
MK: 2G um 3G um

spectrumkuLLae koodudhal poalae

1.76 latcha kodiyai suruttuvom oru poarvaikkuLLae
Chorus: bajan bajan padhavi bajan sei bajan bajan

bajan bajan spectrum bajan sei bajan bajan

Marriage matter

Some things never change - amma saapadu, hero worship in India, dog's tail... Add men also in the list. Yes, I tryd 2 keep my cool today morning and be all smiles at watever goof-ups my man makes since it is hubby's birthday today. But i propose, God dispose. He thot that will be so un-gayathri-ish, it seems. Hubby scores well in office tasks (read cinema reviews. Wake him up in sleep and ask him about Audrey Hepburn/Ms plastic Rai. Wiki will be put to shame!) but in simple household tasks he fails. Like these:
Me: (trying to sound romantic and patting hubby's shoulder) Daaaahling, Happy B'day. Mwah!
H: he he, thank u babe... Ghorrrrrr (turns the other side and snores).
First disappointment in the morning.

Me: So what color shirt did u get? show me na? wat sweet do I prepare?
H: Nothing (for both the questions)

Me: (in a happier tone) Mani, my story is the lead tomorrow da.
H: (in a not-so-interested tone) oh. can u pls uncork the pickle dabba?
Ugh, useless :(
Household task
Me: Pls turn the washing machine to drain mode and remember to close the bathroom door. U got it?
H: Ya ya. I understood.
After a while he yells out that the bedroom is fulla water and blames me that I wuda done something. Panicked, I go and find out that he din close the door and let the drain water flow into the room. That's the end of it. All hell broke loose and I start yelling. Hubby cooly says - Diwali mudinja apromum namma veetla pattasu vedikaradhe! Oh, maybe naan thiri (pun on my name Gayathri) a killi potuteno?!
Called my friend to lament but she was lamenting to me... I think marriage is an EVIL NECESSITY (for all the women and for some men). Won't they change? what are these creatures' heads wired into?!